69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
The power of my boobs compel you
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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