not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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