I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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