people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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