She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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