I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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