I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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