Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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