How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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