Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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