I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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