I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I touched a dick in church today
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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