She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you made out with another girl for some wings
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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