I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i will never coherently bang her
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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