hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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