Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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