Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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