I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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