I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
