their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
They have beer where we have blood.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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