I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
just come out here and I will go home with you...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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