the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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