they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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