He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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