just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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