and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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