I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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