Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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