ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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