Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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