dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
another moral hangover. fuck.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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