Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm like, not good at living.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
