I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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