evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
someone owes me an orgasm
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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