I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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