i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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and she was petting her beer can
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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