i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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