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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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