The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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