Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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