do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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