going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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