They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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