actually, I'm a sock model
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize