Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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