check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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