Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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