I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
