careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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