Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Sext me about skeletons
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I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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