Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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