Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize