The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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