I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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