There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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