I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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