Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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